Nostalgia for a time you’ve never known.
Girard's paradox
Inconsistency found in circular type systems. A variant of Russel's paradox can be encoded in them, making the system unsound.
Wirth's law

The hope is that the progress in hardware will cure all software ills. However, a critical observer may observe that software manages to outgrow hardware in size and sluggishness.

Martin Reisner
The Website Obesity Crisis by Maciej Cegłowski.